A Floridian Farmer's To-Do List

Plow the field, Sow the corn, Chase away a wild pig.

Mend the fence, Water crops, Chase another wild pig.

Tend the sprouts, Feed the cows, Crap, another wild pig!

Pasture horse, Check the grove, Yet ANOTHER wild pig.

Ride the acres, Roll the hay, Ground's tore up by wild pigs.

Harvest corn, Pick pumpkins, Eaten up by wild pigs.

Spray the grove, Save oranges From the frost and wild pigs.

Holidays Are here now, The farm is full of wild pigs.

Set the trap, Lay the bait, Eat a roasted wild pig.

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Kimberlee Long, October 27th, 2019